Tuesday, October 17, 2006

The Itch virus is going to hit INDIA and no one is doing anything about it.

I know exactly what Einstein went through.

I am a medical practitioner and besides practicing from 9 to 5 I do some research on modern medicines and outbreaks of human viruses. For the past 10 years I have thoroughly studied about the itch virus and I have come to the conclusion that India is going to be attacked by this itch virus! Yes, this is no joke. The sun will get hotter and its rays will hit India so hard that our bodies will break out into an unexplainable sweat. The sweat will lead to a fungus which will cause the skin to peel and we will start scratching profusely. The scratching won’t stop and it will keep getting worse. My research is backed by a theory that not many of you will understand but if you want to know more about this I’ll be really glad to share my work. I have knocked every door and pleaded high authorities to publish my research but no one seems to understand a simple theory that I have cracked. This is my last try and I hope people will take necessary precautions.


The high authorities don’t want to leak out this information.
They threw my papers on my face and pushed me out their office.


What am I talking about?

Jock itch, or in medical Latin officially tinea cruris ('vermin of the crotch'), is a fungal infection of the groin region. Jock itch is also sometimes called crack fungus, crotch itch, or crotch rot, dhobi itch (after Indian washermen).
Opportunistic infections (infections that are caused by a diminished immune system) are frequent. Fungus from other parts of the body (commonly tinea pedis or 'athlete's foot') can contribute to jock itch. A warm, damp environment allowing the fungus to cultivate greatly contributes; especially with tight, sweaty or rubbing clothing such as jockstrap or tight undershorts.
The type of fungus that most commonly causes jock itch is called Trichophyton rubrum. Some other contributing fungi are Candida albicans, Trichophyton mentagrophytes and Epidermophyton floccosum.
There are practices that can help reduce the risk of recurrence. Bear in mind that fungus can be very resilient both on the body and on clothing. To eliminate it permanently may require diligence. A long term or serious fungal infection may inflame the skin and make it more prone to sweating, and hence more ideal for recurrence. Ibuprofen or other anti-inflammatory drugs may be used to reduce inflammation.

Its coming and we cannot stop it by just denying.
This is my last try to reach out to the people of India.


What can you do to prevent yourself when the itch starts to take over your body?

For starters believe me.
You can try and keep your nails short so you don’t bruise yourself real bad.
Don’t go out when the itch gets stronger.
Consider wearing cotton gloves at night to prevent sharp scratching with fingernails.


If you guys believe me write down what you would do to prevent yourself from this deadly itch virus for people to follow.

Post your views

I will post a few photographs of affected victims in 2-3 days. Visit again to check how deadly this virus can be on humans.

48 comments:

. said...

Are you serious?? What should we do? And I believe you if the authorities have no provisions they will continue to ignore this. We must do something about it. When will this happen?

Morfin Rider said...

Damn! I think it has already hit me. Been itching my legs a lot since last couple of days. Don't tell me its the virus. What is the cure? Doctor, please help!

sonal said...

this is serious..

high time we concentrate on such issues rather than those with bollywood marriages and the likes

anybody listening???

Disha Nair said...

hi,i have not used this product myself...but yes my grand mom has used this and she got relief from her itch within 2 days.....

disha

fal2.0 said...

Apply some toothpaste on your body and try scratching with your teeth, your teeth will be bright and white and you will get some relief from itch too

Dr. Itch said...

I will show you evidence in 2-3 days.

Unknown said...

What rot! Have u lost your mind? Show me the proof maybe then i'll believe ya.

retr0ch1ck said...

hmm...... now i knw why anis has the brightest teeth in the office... and i have to sit AWAY from him.:P

Mr. Yank said...

I think this Dr. is serious. Remember reading it in the journal Nature sometime before.

Sujay Surve said...

Is it really gonna? m really worried about this issue.

vijaykumar subramani said...

then it is true. the scary but incredible legend of itch witch! in the days when men clubbed women on their heads and dragged them by the hair... there was an itch witch which was much skin to the pepper spray used by the women of today. is there a connection?!?

K said...

This is scary stuff... how do we tackle this problem??

Vikram Singh Chauhan said...

i am already itching reading this. can it spread through computer/

Chaitali said...

I did not know itchness can be so problematic. What I can do to stay away from itch virus? How I know when he will attack me? Please to be telling.

Unknown said...

Is this related to the news about three brilliant guys an account supervisor key projects, creative head and a copywriter from an interactive agency got fired coz of scratching at wrong places all the time in a pitch and digging deep at the back during an important meeting with client …..

creativerach said...

Well done Doctor!
Your theory would help people to take precautionary measures in advance.

Kiran Bhanushali said...
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Kiran Bhanushali said...

I think there is some reality to this itch virus story. Last week, I saw a few people walking on road wearing raincoats. I found it funny, as it’s winter, and there was no way it could rain. But now with this WARNING coming from Dr.Itch, I’ve realized that they were just trying to protect themselves from the itch virus. So may be it's true.

Rajesh J Advani said...

Oh my God! I think to prevent this, we should start scratching ourselves immediately! In the groin area did you say?

etniq said...

having an itch can be quite a bitch! somebody help us!

Dr. Vinay said...

I think you need to show me some proof. Sometimes we doctors can get carried away with research.

tit bit said...

what crap dude! is this another y2k scare?

cyrus the virus said...

I have virus in my naem...nothing will affect me...heehaw

Anonymous said...

If this is true then why is it not on tv or in th papers?

dude2007 said...

i'm already itching to know what happens next

whoz that said...

knock knock...doctor. WAKE UP!

sherley said...

i think the itch has already attacked. dont u see men itchin their balls on the streets

tulip said...

hahah i agree with sherley. doc can u give these men some remedy

frankie said...

girls girls pls dont gang up, what abt the times when u scratch in public, eh?

Ro said...

i think something like that did happen in Acapulco in Mexico

tank said...

if u wanna scratch just scratch!

akshay said...

wow what fun to see people scratching :):)

Preeti said...

are u nuts. who wants to see people scratching???

Shona said...

its a total turn off to see men scratch in public

rockstar said...

u know wats a begger turn off? WOMEN TRYING TO ADJUST THEIR WEDGES IN PUBLIC

peter said...

i dont believe any of this but i dont want to take chances too. lets see the doc evidence after 2days..as he promised

deadman said...

this is scary stuff if its real. but what scares me more is the docs face. wats with the angry old man look, doc?

Zahir said...

why is the freakin ITCH comin to india, i want pamela anderson here, doc any research on that one?

Sirnath said...

is this something like loch ness? prove urself first and then i'l believ ya

boocha said...

so if we all start scratchin then it wont be embarassin for anyone.

Anonymous said...

is any kind of 'scratch guard' available in market like we have for our cellphones..i am not comfortable with itching @ public places like local trains..please lemme know..

BAANKE said...

where is the proof? I wanna see facts if this is true

Vj Arumugam said...

people are already itching in local trains and on the roads...so has it already started??

Anonymous said...

today i saw somebody scratching a recharge coupon of HUTCH...so finally it has entered HUTCH headquarters in INDIA.....stay away from people using HUTCH

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Praveen said...

Hi! At 1st I would like to say thank you for this kind of information. The virus that you say "ITCH" if it affect indian. I hope that India's gov will must take a necessory action. If it can't happen it is very sad for us.
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diane said...

I tell you that your research is very good, this virus could be a catastrophe, which is not very accurate in India alone will be given this phenomenon, because if it is not, all mankind should be prepared to face it. One alternative to enfretar this phenomenon is used generic viagra, this will give vitamins to your skin and so will suffer less damage.